Countdown to miserable, miserable failure

You all sicken me. Especially the majority of you who failed to report. And more especially me.

Adam Demaniuk - 13,337
Paul Knoechel - 12,103
Josh Bazin - 10,115
Steve Smith - 7,427
Sarah Bidanjiri - 4,501
Amanda Henry - 4,170
Nicholas Tam - 3,231
Shannon Collum - 2,900
Steph Shantz - 2,019
Courtney Burr - 1,988
Erin Reddekopp - 1,362

Objective for next week: sicken me less.