This does not bode well for my waistline.
I am 45 words into my novel. I picked up a dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme yesterday on the final leg of my massive, 8-state road trip. And my novel already blows.
National Novel Writing Month is a concept in which participants attempt to write a fifty thousand word first draft in one month. It's supposed to be in November but, for religious reasons, we celebrate it in the spring.
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I think it's safe to say that if you continue to average one donut per 3.75 words, at least one of your health and your novel will suffer.
Well, to be fair I didn't eat all 12 donuts myself. I did share, though I did eat more donuts in one sitting than is probably reccommended.
Krispy Kremes aren't donuts. I refer to them as "Diabetes in a pastry."
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