Done ... Until The Sequel!



My novel by the numbers:

Words: 50 065
Pages: 128
Chapters: 20
Interludes: 3
Chapters titled Bacon out of respect to Matt: 1
Amount of bacon consumed (in meals worth): 1
Amount of time it took me to type an average 1000 words in minutes: 40
Amount of time used for each 1000 words in minutes: 60 (lots of internet surfing)
Fastest 1000 words in minutes: 20
Number of almost rapes: 1
Number of implied sex scenes: 1
Number of those sex scenes between two computers: 1
"On screen" deaths: 11 (although the first couple are arguable)
Crazy Computers: 1 (um, wait, no that's a spoiler for the sequel!)
Number of long lost loves: 1
Number of Space Elevators: 2
Number of Space Ships: 2
Amount of time, in words, spent underground: 15 000
Number of 2 000 km tunnels: 2
Number of Ninjas that Attacked: 0
Limbs cut off: 5
Number of times the story was e-mailed to myself: 10
Is the novel good or bad, good being one and bad being 0: 0
Number of novels written more than the number written by Mr. Digby Sellars: 1